Hopefully, it won’t be so. Jamaicans go to the polls today, the conclusion of a protracted elections campaign- eight weeks! I never was convinced it should have been so long and Sista P may well live to regret it.
After Hurricane Dean, the state of emergency, the increasingly ominous polls which foretold an increasingly close election and increasing violence as elections drew closer, it shall hopefully be all over today.
A good Jamaican friend of mine who flew in to Bim this weekend (and back out yesterday so he could vote) told me there were some 13 incidents in the two days before he left. Aside from the not-unfamiliar ‘background chatter’ of regular gunshots that you can hear in Jamaica, especially Kingston on many nights, he said the night before he left, he heard a shot louder than any he had ever heard before in his life. According to him, it did not even sound like it came from a regular gun but from a more powerful weapon. If a Jamaican is freaked out at the sound of a gunshot, that is a remarkable thing.
Anyhow, to the title of this blog. With this election seemingly (have to say seemingly- after what happened in SLU last year, who can predict anything eh?) so close, people have of course turned their minds to what will happen if there is a tie.
I hope and pray with all my heart that that does not occur. When Trinidad had a tie in 2001 and it had to be decided by the Governor General (in the end, surprisingly in favour of the Opposition party), I was amused and bemused at how cool Trinis were about it. Trinis really ‘din dig no horrors dread’ at such a torturous political event. They went to the polls about 3 times in two years and were cool about it. Basdeo Panday griped bitterly about the GG basically backraising him (in such a circumstance, the protocol is usually to find in favour of the ruling party so as to ensure continuity) but he ceded power and Trinidad went on as usual – nutten could stop the mas in TnT.
I said jokingly then I could never imagine Jamaicans ‘tekking it so light’ as Trinis did. The prospect of a 30-all tie in JA’s elections…well. First thing, there is no concept of ‘tekking it light’ in Jamaica. When I lived there, I could not even find an equivalent expression in patwa. Jamaicans don’t take it light.
Furthermore, Jamaicans have very little sense of humour about their politics. In the last elections, when for a second things looked a bit tight and sticky for the PNP when they started counting the ballots, I texted a ‘comrade’ (PNP) friend of mine and teasingly asked “For whom does the bell toll? I think it tolls for thee.”
I thought I was being very witty, see, because the symbol of the JLP is a bell and you know, the poem about for whom the bell tolls and well…Jamaicans (aside from those in West Kingston) did not like Eddie Seaga- dem was not going to vote for him so it was not a big deal.
Er.
My friend (ye, I see you mj!) was not amused. He called me and BLINDED me- furthermore, I could hear people in the background at party HQ where he was, cussing all kind of ‘clat’ offa me. Poor me. I was begging off “Um, it’s a joke. Tek it light.”
Worse, could you imagine if the GG had to make a decision about which party to go for in a tie and he did like ANR Robinson and chose the Opposition? After it was the incumbent party that made him GG? I would genuinely fear for his life.
Anyhow, enough with the doom and gloom. Elections are on today, people are out to make an important decision and as they go out to do so, I think it would be appropriate to invoke the words of the Jamaican anthem:
Eternal father, bless our land
Guide us with thy mighty hand
Keep us from evil powers
Be our light through countless hours
To our leaders, Great Defender
Grant true wisdom from above
Justice, truth be ours forever
Jamaica, land we love.
And I do. God be with you all today.